Server is not working, we know why.....or not?

[sismut]

1) Ubuntu failed
2) PC failed
3) network failed
4) someone stole his PC
5) heinz forgot to pay bill for electricity
6) heinz want to see all our theories
7) hacker hacked his server down
eight) lost all PC memory
9) he got drunk and smashed his PC
10) heinz did not closed door properly... creeper got inside.... BOOOM!!!
11) the server is lost in netsplit (or in time and space)
12) a fish stole it
13) no it was enderman!!!
14) aVo attacked the server
15) endermen unplugged his ethernet able
16) evil player took him as hostage to make him admin
17) notch hired Heinz for helping finish mc till 11.11.
18) server moved to moon
19) Somebody was too jealous about our own plugins (HPMCore)
20) HPMCORE was finished but it wasnt plugin for running server, it was plugin simulating Herobrine which shut the server down








666) heinz stopped playing minecraft

[kniveris]

lol

[MustarkMast3rz]

LOL
it was the fish

[davon97]

LOL... Btw look at the uptime dropping too... :/

[oozy]

If 666 is true ill bawl my eyeballs out (seriously)

[HeinzPeter]

18) <-- BUT ITS BACK NOW

[dodo2000107]

I have some nonsense I would like to contribute! None of these are meant to be offensive, so please don't take these seriously. It's 5:30 AM and I should be doing my homework.

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21) The server was upgraded to an advanced AI, became self aware and was copied then destroyed by the CIA!
22) Someone played with the zones plugin.
23) The PC fans stopped working and the computer melted.
24) Heinz spilled his morning coffee.
25) The PC was abducted by aliens.
26) A person angry from a ban went and greifed Heinz's house in real life.
27) Heinz sold his computer for booze.
28) Ponies invaded his computer.
29) Heinz tried to exterminate those ponies physically...
30) Heinz was forced at gunpoint to delete his server by... opposition...
31) Lightning struck an electrical post and sent enormous amounts of electricity, which instantly fried his computer and all it's components.
32) Heinz didn't do his homework and his mother took a way his PC.
33) Heinz just felt like pissing us off.
34) Heinz formatted his computer but forgot to back up
35) Notch stopped liking Minecraft so released a patch that was automatically downloaded to stop us from playing multiplayer.
36) Heinz bandwidth was all used for downloading... stuff. <- Yarr Harr, Fiddle Dee Dee, being a pirate is the best thing to be!
37) Pig is a spy!