BREAKING NEWS: Santa spotted over epicity!
Posted: 25 Dec 2012, 01:25
Reports have been spilling in over the last few hours of a fat chubby man in a sleigh flying with 10 reindeer! People are advised to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, lock your doors. If you find out any info about this mysterious man please dial the emergany hotline 1-800-FAKE-NUM.
